"Cross Over the Bridge" by Patti Page

I was digging through a stack of albums and looked at the track list for this album.  This song jumped out at me and I just had to hear it.

Trippy to think this song came out in 1954, the year before I was born...

Oooh and I'll bet the "Rules of Love" book, shown in the one video (at time 0:15), written by a man was chuck full of the woman needing to satisfy the man...

Okay, maybe I jumped to a conclusion thinking it was written in the 50's and misjudged the book.  It looks like it was published in 2008, so maybe it's cool.

Good Reads: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/5574716-the-rules-of-love

Anyway, I think the lyrics to this song are witty and fun:

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBRTIvLGoq8
YouTube (Original 45 RPM): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOuegJ4YH_o
YouTube (Original 78 RPM): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsQgdVJFPbc
YouTube (rerecording): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnT88Qz3Syo